Oo;; last night at the bar!
'Twas a lovely night, that it was.
You'd expect a little break from fighting. I mean, just a LIIIITLE break, but I mean... FIghts come up now and then, so I guess the little situation that occured last night was a LIIIIITLE understandable.
I should probably note now, I wasn't involved in ANY fighting myself-- it actually occured between... Well... Let me just start off from yesterday, after going into town and getting my usual errands done.
FIRST-- got ready to work. Went into work thinking that it was just going to go about normally-- laa-dee-daah, serve out drinks, chat with some of the customers, get teased by Bonk and his usual arm-girlies, ect ect.
And it DID start out like that; until around 9:15, and that's Tina's break time. She came by the counter, and we talked (well, she mostly talked.. Whichever) and things were pretty much going about as usual-- but then Bonk takes a drop by the counter and tells me, "Guess who's here!"
At first I thought he was asking me a literall question.. ^^;; Eheh, so I told him Tina, Hank, him, and some of the usuals were. Bonk just gave me this funny look and said, "No dufus, I mean, 'GUESS WHO'S HERE'!" then stepped aside and pointed to the entrance of the bar-- it was Crystal. She looked surprisingly happy (well, not really surprisingly.. She's usually got a smile painted on her face *g*) considering where she was at, and seeing who was sitting at the counter with me. *cough*
Anyways, Crystal walks up to the counter, holding something in her hands. I asked Tina if she wouldn't mind heading elsewhere for a moment, but she didn't seem to hear me (selectively deaf, huge breasts, persistant come-ons? OH dear goodness! This woman is JUUUUUST my type!). Instead she just sort of glared smugly at Crystal, not saying anything.. But really giving off this essance like she was up to something.
Crystal leers over the counter reaching a string of 10 zennie at me. I asked her what she was doing, and she said she wanted to pay me back for buying her a blob. Which I had completely forgotten I had got her, but that's me for you. I told her she didn't NEED to do that at all, and that the currency being used wasn't even equivillant to what she was paying me, and that she should just keep it. BUt I guess Crystal is a little selectivly deaf too, and she just took my hand and shoved the money into it saying " Just take it anyways" with a grin.
After thanking her, I asked Crystal if she wanted anything to drink. She neglected and said she needed to be going--we had work in the morning, so sleep at this hour was vital (lucky her). Just as Crystal turns back from the counter to leave, Tina calls to her, "Come on, what's little drink going to do?" like she was putting her against some 'ALL-MIGHTY' challenge. Crystal turns around and steps back, telling Tina that she doesn't find alcohol to be one of her more favored drinks in the world.
Tina looked up towards me at that point and asks, "Who IS this girl?" with a nice long WEARY AS HELL sigh, I introduce them both to one another.
"Tina, this is Crystal... Crystal, *twitch* this is Tina."
Although Crystal was probably about ready to burst with fury, she makes a nice gesture and offers to a handshake. Tina, being an OBVIOUSLY MORE REFINED LADY *rolls eyes* declines from the gesture and crosses her arms, giving Crystal one of those smug glares again.
"So, you don't drink, huh?" Tina says, balancing a glass of whatever (I forgot what I gave her. At that point though, I was hoping it was a nice cold glass of 'Shut the f*ck up')
"No, I don't drink.. On a normal basis.."
"Why not?"
"Because I don't think being a drunk for a living is the sort of life I want to lead, that's why."
It leads off from then on.
Tina looks back up at me, chuckling to herself. Then (this is what really got those two at each others throats) says to me, "OH dear! This one is terrified of just taking a casual DRINK once in a while! Tapion, I just don't see why you even bothered to get to KNOW this girl!"
Real quickly I just answer, "Uh, well, for starters, we didn't meet in a bar..." But I was quickly interrupted by an irratated Crystal, which you don't see too often and comes as a REAL big shock when you do. She stands with her fists balled up and by her hips, and she starts snapping at Tina for being a snarky wench, ect ect.
So then Tina stands up, tossing back her hair with that same grin on her face. Just as Crystal was getting finished yelling at her, Tina started making obscene remarks about Crystal--which a LOT of what she said was wicked fscking RUDE-- and then...
Well, there was a piece of the 'conversation' they had about who was a whore or something (which should be REAL obvious.. ) that really set them both into ultra-bitch mode. During the conversation, I somehow got dragged into it and they sort of argued at who was liked more.
And as most men should know, whenever you try to put your own word in, you can't. You just CAN'T. It's some law of the universe that says your opinion on certain matters just WILL NOT matter, and the women will ALWAYS have to be right. Always. IF you try and tell them otherwise, you will no longer have a reason to use the mens bathroom.
Anyways, mid-way from that conversation, Crystal turns to me and asks, "Tapion, out of us BOTH, honestly-- WHO do you like more!?" (see that law in the paragraph above?) as I tried to answer, Tina chimes in, "It should be OBVIOUS by now," and just.. Out of NOWHERE, she leans from the counter, grabs me by shirt collar and.. *choke* KISSES ME! Oo;;
THAT is what pissed off Crystal. And it pissed me off too. Well, sort of. I was a little more shocked and baffled to have much conscious thought. But, from what I can remember clearly, I hear Crystal hiss through her teeth, and then I feel Tina being jerked back off from me. They're both screaming now, while Crystal's got Tina by a lock of her hair and wailing on her face with her free hand. Tina has also got a good arm in the fight too--she's clawing and bashing on Crystal's face as well. I guess it's something about women and mashing on each others faces that makes a fight sincere..
Anyways, someone from the bar calls out "cat fight!" and a large quantity of the guys are spectating. Of course things didn't last for too long-- Bonk and another bouncer quickly jumped in between the two and dragged them apart; Bonk took Crystal outside, and the other bouncer took Tina into the backroom.
... And after a real quick thought on the matter (which was simply "holy SH*T!") I went outside after Bonk and Cystal to see what was up.
Well, in short, I apologized to Crystal a LOT, and she did too, and Bonk had to ban Crystal from the bar... Yadda yadda.
...
I'm sure you're all wondering what good could come from all of this NASTY fighting. And to say now... Well damnit, Crystal and I are now OFFICIAL! *g* That kinda sounds like a class, doesn't it? It's not.. We're just really cool dating people now! Well er, really cool people who are going out with one another! ^^; I dunno, I'm going to be honest-- our 'relationship' doesn't feel THAT diffrent, which I think is good because I can't imagine turning into a sappy twat *cough*, and I wouldn't want Crystal to change much either. That would suck.
(But now I've got a good reason to make stupid faces around her >:p)
Anyways.. I believe I'm done here! Yes yes, and I believe that should anything like that happen at the bar again (that involves me and my personal affairs, that is) I'M QUITTING!
You'd expect a little break from fighting. I mean, just a LIIIITLE break, but I mean... FIghts come up now and then, so I guess the little situation that occured last night was a LIIIIITLE understandable.
I should probably note now, I wasn't involved in ANY fighting myself-- it actually occured between... Well... Let me just start off from yesterday, after going into town and getting my usual errands done.
FIRST-- got ready to work. Went into work thinking that it was just going to go about normally-- laa-dee-daah, serve out drinks, chat with some of the customers, get teased by Bonk and his usual arm-girlies, ect ect.
And it DID start out like that; until around 9:15, and that's Tina's break time. She came by the counter, and we talked (well, she mostly talked.. Whichever) and things were pretty much going about as usual-- but then Bonk takes a drop by the counter and tells me, "Guess who's here!"
At first I thought he was asking me a literall question.. ^^;; Eheh, so I told him Tina, Hank, him, and some of the usuals were. Bonk just gave me this funny look and said, "No dufus, I mean, 'GUESS WHO'S HERE'!" then stepped aside and pointed to the entrance of the bar-- it was Crystal. She looked surprisingly happy (well, not really surprisingly.. She's usually got a smile painted on her face *g*) considering where she was at, and seeing who was sitting at the counter with me. *cough*
Anyways, Crystal walks up to the counter, holding something in her hands. I asked Tina if she wouldn't mind heading elsewhere for a moment, but she didn't seem to hear me (selectively deaf, huge breasts, persistant come-ons? OH dear goodness! This woman is JUUUUUST my type!). Instead she just sort of glared smugly at Crystal, not saying anything.. But really giving off this essance like she was up to something.
Crystal leers over the counter reaching a string of 10 zennie at me. I asked her what she was doing, and she said she wanted to pay me back for buying her a blob. Which I had completely forgotten I had got her, but that's me for you. I told her she didn't NEED to do that at all, and that the currency being used wasn't even equivillant to what she was paying me, and that she should just keep it. BUt I guess Crystal is a little selectivly deaf too, and she just took my hand and shoved the money into it saying " Just take it anyways" with a grin.
After thanking her, I asked Crystal if she wanted anything to drink. She neglected and said she needed to be going--we had work in the morning, so sleep at this hour was vital (lucky her). Just as Crystal turns back from the counter to leave, Tina calls to her, "Come on, what's little drink going to do?" like she was putting her against some 'ALL-MIGHTY' challenge. Crystal turns around and steps back, telling Tina that she doesn't find alcohol to be one of her more favored drinks in the world.
Tina looked up towards me at that point and asks, "Who IS this girl?" with a nice long WEARY AS HELL sigh, I introduce them both to one another.
"Tina, this is Crystal... Crystal, *twitch* this is Tina."
Although Crystal was probably about ready to burst with fury, she makes a nice gesture and offers to a handshake. Tina, being an OBVIOUSLY MORE REFINED LADY *rolls eyes* declines from the gesture and crosses her arms, giving Crystal one of those smug glares again.
"So, you don't drink, huh?" Tina says, balancing a glass of whatever (I forgot what I gave her. At that point though, I was hoping it was a nice cold glass of 'Shut the f*ck up')
"No, I don't drink.. On a normal basis.."
"Why not?"
"Because I don't think being a drunk for a living is the sort of life I want to lead, that's why."
It leads off from then on.
Tina looks back up at me, chuckling to herself. Then (this is what really got those two at each others throats) says to me, "OH dear! This one is terrified of just taking a casual DRINK once in a while! Tapion, I just don't see why you even bothered to get to KNOW this girl!"
Real quickly I just answer, "Uh, well, for starters, we didn't meet in a bar..." But I was quickly interrupted by an irratated Crystal, which you don't see too often and comes as a REAL big shock when you do. She stands with her fists balled up and by her hips, and she starts snapping at Tina for being a snarky wench, ect ect.
So then Tina stands up, tossing back her hair with that same grin on her face. Just as Crystal was getting finished yelling at her, Tina started making obscene remarks about Crystal--which a LOT of what she said was wicked fscking RUDE-- and then...
Well, there was a piece of the 'conversation' they had about who was a whore or something (which should be REAL obvious.. ) that really set them both into ultra-bitch mode. During the conversation, I somehow got dragged into it and they sort of argued at who was liked more.
And as most men should know, whenever you try to put your own word in, you can't. You just CAN'T. It's some law of the universe that says your opinion on certain matters just WILL NOT matter, and the women will ALWAYS have to be right. Always. IF you try and tell them otherwise, you will no longer have a reason to use the mens bathroom.
Anyways, mid-way from that conversation, Crystal turns to me and asks, "Tapion, out of us BOTH, honestly-- WHO do you like more!?" (see that law in the paragraph above?) as I tried to answer, Tina chimes in, "It should be OBVIOUS by now," and just.. Out of NOWHERE, she leans from the counter, grabs me by shirt collar and.. *choke* KISSES ME! Oo;;
THAT is what pissed off Crystal. And it pissed me off too. Well, sort of. I was a little more shocked and baffled to have much conscious thought. But, from what I can remember clearly, I hear Crystal hiss through her teeth, and then I feel Tina being jerked back off from me. They're both screaming now, while Crystal's got Tina by a lock of her hair and wailing on her face with her free hand. Tina has also got a good arm in the fight too--she's clawing and bashing on Crystal's face as well. I guess it's something about women and mashing on each others faces that makes a fight sincere..
Anyways, someone from the bar calls out "cat fight!" and a large quantity of the guys are spectating. Of course things didn't last for too long-- Bonk and another bouncer quickly jumped in between the two and dragged them apart; Bonk took Crystal outside, and the other bouncer took Tina into the backroom.
... And after a real quick thought on the matter (which was simply "holy SH*T!") I went outside after Bonk and Cystal to see what was up.
Well, in short, I apologized to Crystal a LOT, and she did too, and Bonk had to ban Crystal from the bar... Yadda yadda.
...
I'm sure you're all wondering what good could come from all of this NASTY fighting. And to say now... Well damnit, Crystal and I are now OFFICIAL! *g* That kinda sounds like a class, doesn't it? It's not.. We're just really cool dating people now! Well er, really cool people who are going out with one another! ^^; I dunno, I'm going to be honest-- our 'relationship' doesn't feel THAT diffrent, which I think is good because I can't imagine turning into a sappy twat *cough*, and I wouldn't want Crystal to change much either. That would suck.
(But now I've got a good reason to make stupid faces around her >:p)
Anyways.. I believe I'm done here! Yes yes, and I believe that should anything like that happen at the bar again (that involves me and my personal affairs, that is) I'M QUITTING!