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[tar_palantir]

*has been hit by the dreaded lergy that's doing the mortal rounds*
*sniffles and coughs*
*figures it must be some sort of divine punishment*

*croaks* What have I done to offend you, oh Lord? Are you testing me OR HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME!?!?!

*coughing fit*

Comments

[bastard_irmo]

Just drink a shot of whiskey mixed with honey and lemon and go to bed. Thus spake Irmo.

[tar_palantir]

but but but...alcohol is EVIL.

[bastard_irmo]

Nah. Only in LARGE quantities. It DOES have medicinal properties.

[queen_inzilbeth]

*hears coughing* What's happened to you? Should I call for a healer?

[tar_palantir]

<3

I don't know...I don't think I'm dying yet.

[queen_inzilbeth]

Well, good. Just let me know if you need anything. *fetches a bowl of broth for the time being*

[tar_palantir]

Chicken broth? [/hopeful]

*Best Ammi ever*