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[tar_palantir]

*gets out his End is Nigh sandwich-board.*

*parades up and down the street handing out tracts with a vengeance, crying, "REPENT YE SINNERS! LEST YE BE EATEN BY YON VILE PLAGUE OF RATS!"

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[lady_nellas]

*skips walks through the snow* :)

*hears "plague of rats" and double-takes* o.o

[tar_palantir]

It's a judgement! We're all DOOMED!!

[ar_zimraphel]

*is out taking her son for a walk, flanked by two broom-wielding servants*

[tar_palantir]

DAUGHTER! COME, NUMBER YOURSELF AMONG THE RIGHTEOUS LEST YOU BE TAKEN BY THE VILE PLAGUE OF MORGOTH!

[ar_zimraphel]

>:|

SHHHHhhhh! You'll wake Adunathor!

[tar_palantir]

But your uncle told me about the rats! Surely it is a sign from the powers that they are displeased!

[queen_inzilbeth]

*has, if nothing else, seen the destruction wrought on the poor carpet*

*gets out a broom and her Handy Hymn-Accompanyin' Tambourine*

*joins you and begins singing loudly* Eru, we love you, please don't kill us, you're the greatest deity ever...

[tar_palantir]

*starts bobbing his sandwich board up and down in time to the music*

Who says Morgoth has all the best tunes?

[queen_inzilbeth]

*beams* Morgothian propagandists, that's who.

[tar_palantir]

Pah. All Morgoth has is rock and/or roll! We're far superior to that.