*receives a parcel. NEVER gets mail*

*excitement ome!*

*opens the box to see a rather ripe, severed head inside* 0_0

*SHRIEKS*

*runs around like a, well, headless chicken*

*barfs*

*wants his mummy*

*waits until his father can't see him and has a jolly good mope*

*prays to the Valar to rehouse his mother ie, someone who actually liked him*

*goes to the park dressed all in white*

*goes to the centre and stands on a small hillock i.e. a raised piece of ground not much larger than a mole-hill.*

*starts singing praises to Eru in Quenya*

*very loudly*

*scurries to the market and heads for the fishmonger's.*

*scans the stall muttering to himself before pointing at the fishmonger*

YOU! Gimmie a fish, now now now now now quickly quickly hurry hurry chop-chop!!!

*takes a fish*

TOO FRESH! *slaps him in the face with it, then shrieks* GIMMIE AN OLDER ONE!*finally gets what he's after, pays, sits ( Read more... )

*has been committed by Este and Irmo*
*meditates on the complextities of the straight-jacket*

Om-mani-buckle-hum, Om-mani-buckle-hum...

*after a few hours manages to get the sleeves free then works on shuffling the jacket over his head, then cackles madly when he gets free of it*

Now, to escape from this fortress of madness! Those two can't have ( Read more... )

*putters around making tea for his ickle girl*

Miriel? Wakey-wakey, you need to eat something. It's all right, you're safe now.

*pats her hand*

*gives thanks to Eru for inventing heart attacks.*

*goes off gleefully to find Miriel*

She'll be SO pleased. :D

*decides to have a bit of an old pray before setting out to rescue his ickle girl and decapitate the heathen.*kneels down and prays obsessively ( Read more... )

*goes to the palace to find Elentir*

*Wants an explanation dammit!*

If he's been cheating on my ickle girl, oh, I'll...do...something, I don't know what...but I'll definately do something. And it won't be pretty. >:|