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[taraione]

So much for my nap. Someone just hit the fire hydrant outside of my house with their car. It looks like they were trying to swerve to miss the kids that were skating in the road, because the kids were just pounding and beating on the car. I thought I lived in a good neighborhood. I guess I was wrong

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[tiepilot]

Eh don't eat Chinese. You'll just feel hungry again in an hour.

Yeah. What is going on with Niki? She been yelling at me all day on IM. Something about a movie she is in. I think the riots are freaking her out though. She is a little sensitive about the immigration protests I think.

Hey, if you need anything with your head give me a call. I might have to go to the doctor's also. We can be hospital buddies!

[taraione]

I don't know. I just woke up from my nap, and she's been screaming at me, too. I think it has to do with Hunters. I don't know. Just tell her that you're not playing, and she should be okay with it.

Oh! Could we go in the ambulance together?

[tiepilot]

YEAH! Oooo! We can make the sirens go!

[taraione]

I want to push the button!

[babylonthegreat]

Im in y0r s0faz
Tuching mah bluballz!

You all should stop being retards.

[taraione]

It's Kris and Nicole. I think they're talking about Hunters. I don't know.

Just, be careful coming home. The fire hydrant is busted open and there is water everywhere. I'd move my car, but that crazy cop is still on the front porch.

[babylonthegreat]

Well give him some candy and tell him to go away. There's no way a cop bit you and then ran his car into the fire hydrant. That's stupid.

[taraione]

The cop bit me! You'll see when you get home. And some other guy drove into the fire hydrant, not the cop. It's because of those stupid kids that play in the street.

What do you want for dinner tonight? I'm thinking like steak or something.

[tzimiscegrrrl]

I still don't understand why a cop bit you. I hope you feel better! Order pizza and let the cop attack the dude. While they struggle grab the box. :p

[taraione]

I don't understand either! Apparently a couple of people have gotten bit today. It's so weird.

I don't know if the delivery people can get through with the fire hydrant and all. I'll just have some ravioli or something. :P

[inner_salvation]

GODDAMNIT! Listen to FUCKING NICOLE! You people are pissing me off.

[taraione]

I JUST CALLED YOU GUYS!

[inner_salvation]

Shit, sorry. I was upstairs with Izzy. Do you want us to try and get you? If you have a car in the garage, I'd get in it and then run those damn zombies shuffling about your house over and then head over here; we'll clear a path or something for you to get to the front door.

[taraione]

no car i n thew garag. my ca r is by the zombies. thyer eveyrwhere.

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