My father ate my tostitos.

[taraisagoddess]

So I ate his granola.
Revenge is sweet.

... And crunchy.

Comments

[sublimeade]

that's not even close to a tradeoff. tostitos with salsa over old man food that chips your teeth and cuts your gums.

[taraisagoddess]

Actually, tostitos cut up my gums worse than granola. Then the fucking salsa burns the shit out of my mouth.
I know it's not a fair trade, I totally got the "healthier" end of the bargain - and at least there was no corn in what I ate.

Plus, the more healthy the food I snack on is, the more weight I (hopefully) lose. I've been eating salads and shit. I guess the whole Dad-eating-my-tostitos thing was sort of a blessing, or a sign.

"Fuck you, Tara! Stick to your damned diet!!"

Chips and salsa diet AKA Malnutrition

[holytoastr]

I've been eating almost strictly chips and salsa since I got back from christmas. I've lost 5 lbs so far!

Re: Chips and salsa diet AKA Malnutrition

[taraisagoddess]

That's scary.

You're already so skinny!! You're nuts!

Eat some food!