Dear livejournal,

I am starting a livejournal. Please excite yourselves into a frenzy and I will reward you with gifts. The name with be treesaremelting. Add me and we will rejoice together.

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Read Frank Serpico's blog. Oh. Do. Then see the movie with me.

pastiche was born was born ( Read more... )

I am going far far away on an aeroplane and will never be back again.

I hate every cop in New York
Except for one.
His name is Oliver.
He has sampled every meat product in the city.
Including my son.
I loved my son.

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Found this. Written over a year ago, oh.

Dear impressive world of LiveJournal:

Have you ever opened a book to find a small red object, removed it, and by the smear left by this action, realized that it was indeed a dried drop of blood?

The gothic in me is the gothic in you.

Egg

In my adventures as a vegetarian, one of the problem foods I have come across is the egg. It is not quite a meat, but it is almost a meat and that is something that disturbs me. I do not have the same revulsion involved with eating a plate of ground beef, but a tingling sensation remains in the base of my spine. I tried to overcome my fear of ( Read more... )

Kittens!

( Kittens in the cattery! )

It took me twenty minutes to find my cat! My cat has cancer! She sleeps under blankets between boxes. How can she do that? My cat is especially good at hobbling, losing weight, jutting out her spine, and breaking hearts. Tomorrow she will be put to sleep.