Comments | tarasrightfoot: why am i STARTING the paper on jonathan swift and aphra behn that's due at 8am?

tarasrightfoot

Jan 25, 2006 22:13

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tarasrightfoot January 26 2006, 03:17:35 UTC

Motherfucking homework invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
Medieval knights put the skin of motherfucking homework on their sword handles to improve the grip.
Motherfucking homework is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than motherfucking homework.
It's bad luck to put motherfucking homework on a bed!
Motherfucking homework cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in its stomach!