and i think i need a belt with this outfit, as my mother would say.


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four people get on an elevator in this order ( Read more... )

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and had a moment's guilt when I ordered the bacon on it.



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Picture this: Scrolling text reading "Plans to Fix Life during Week-Long Vacation Go Awry." music like Cruella deVille's theme plays to crescendo. Text slowly fades to scene of balls of cat fur in corners of a home and mountains of laundry completely blocking the hallway of a 500 square foot apartment ( Read more... )

come on, rob.  gimme something to do in 2006 like -

"keep your sink clear of dirty dishes and peace will be able to flow into your home like a gentle breeze."

nono, you give me this:

Leo Horoscope for week of January 5, 2006

Verticle Oracle card Leo (July 23-August 22)
Recently someone asked me, "What do you look for in an ally, Rob ( Read more... )

Cowboys Are My Weakness ( Read more... )

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Learn to eat fire.

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