i secretly love canada and am mean about it because i am just jealous.

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i have decided to give my sister all my nice bike accoutrements for free. and i have just realised that i really want to cycle across canada and if necessary sacrifice myself to hungry bears for the greater good

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[tardington]

It's all true! I'm glad to get that off my chest!

[tardington]

I know! *is liberated*