Okay, so I have this weird obsession with Nick Jonas' messed-up smile, and my curiosity led me to Google image search excessively and compile a bunch of pictures of his "wonky" (as
invadertay107 would say) teeth.
Note: I know I say mean things about Nick/the Jobros in this post, but it's all in good humor. Nick J is off the chain <3
So, here is where it all started. And by "started," I mean I am sure that his teeth were funny before this, but this is the earliest picture that I could find. Already you can see the beginnings of the weird overcrowding / snaggletooth thing that he has, I don't even know. I'm not a dentist. Shut up.
This one isn't a matter of his teeth being weird so much as it is the lighting and camera flash combo, which make it look like Nick has one, maybe two, teeth, at most. I concede that this likely isn't his fault. On the other hand, Big Rob's angry dinosaur face made me wet myself, and the comically stern countenance of whoever is driving shouldn't be ignored, either.
The is the most un-Nick Nick picture I have ever seen in my life. Does anyone know anything about this? Were his teeth actually ever this white? Were his eyes ever actually open this wide? In his entire life?
Your funny little hat will not distract me from your funny little teeth, Nicholas Jerry.
I think this is the first picture I found when searching. Creepily yellowed, crooked teeth. Ugh. Now with bonus unibrow!
Nick's teeth speak for themselves. Joe looks slightly dumbstruck, and Kevin looks on the verge of vomiting.
It's not often that Nick overdoes the squinty look to the extent that he looks like he is blazed, but here is a fine example of just that. Miley Cyrus, put yer tits away, plz.
Unf. You know he's feeling that weird snaggletooth with his tongue in this.
His head looks weirdly boxy here, like someone took a picture of his mouth from a different angle than the angle of the side of his face and sort of just glued his mouth on over it and called it a day.
...right. This one honestly made me "lol" because it looks like someone socked him in the face, knocked out his tooth, and then forced him to sing a sad song on the piano while being photographed (cruelly enough) from below, ensuring that the gap was at its most visible.
Okay, he's pretty cute here. Isn't this the live chat where Kevin says "twat"?
Slightly funny teeth here. Bonus ugly Miley with a pug face.
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