Can it be love?frog_riderJune 17 2004, 04:16:18 UTC
Hello, secret friend. I just noticed that you had befriended me, and I thought to myself: I bet she is desperately in love with me, and wants to bear my children and work overtime to support me while I sit in a dark and stuffy room imagining people walking around inside my head telling each other jokes and humorous anecdotes that I can't hear. That must be it, I thought to myself - she is probably in despair of ever finding a man who will conduct genetic experiments on her to find a way to grow gills on humans in order to fulfill his life-long ambition to live underwater for the rest of his life and never need to dress, undress or wash ever again! Maybe she will live underwater with him, in his dark submarine cave filled with bioluminescent fish and the revolutionary hydrodynamic music that will make him rich and famous enough to create an army of fish-men and fish-women, of whom many of the latter will comprise his harem. Maybe she will find this charming and cute, and will tell her friends, over the patented underwater telephone, of
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Re: Can it be love?tarizardJune 20 2004, 18:54:24 UTC
It's true! It's all true! The secret love, the underwater society, the fish women whom I will cheat on you with, the laughing, the locking you in a dark basement for years at a time where your only company will be rats and my visits every two weeks involve an unspeakable form of torture that fuels my sadistic desires...I mean, the true love.
I look forward to having your underwater babies sometime in the near future.
hey tarlardzard....you're gay...and if you havent noticed...YOU'RE GAY.. - with all the love and hate in the world..yours not truely -queen diva masta flavarific pimp gee-
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I look forward to having your underwater babies sometime in the near future.
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- with all the love and hate in the world..yours not truely
-queen diva masta flavarific pimp gee-
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