TTTO The Ash Grove (or any tune for 'As I Was a Young Man'
When I was a young man And went training daily I used many muscles We ought to recall. The ladies all froze And their diaphragms rose; As they sighed at my figure they fell to the floor.
[actually, I'm pretty sure that's incorrect. I think a full intake of breath, such as that of surprise, should mean the diaphragm moves downwards, the viscera get out the way and the abdomen expands, hey ho.]
With my rectus abdominis I was an Adonis And when I twisted The transverse looked good. My external obliques Put to shame any freaks Pectoralis used to hide Things that I should.
This song I've concluded And thus far included All manner of muscles we ought to recall. But one word in pity I've left from this ditty, For poor intercostals Do not rhyme at all!
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TTTO The Ash Grove (or any tune for 'As I Was a Young Man'
When I was a young man
And went training daily
I used many muscles
We ought to recall.
The ladies all froze
And their diaphragms rose;
As they sighed at my figure
they fell to the floor.
[actually, I'm pretty sure that's incorrect. I think a full intake of breath, such as that of surprise, should mean the diaphragm moves downwards, the viscera get out the way and the abdomen expands, hey ho.]
With my rectus abdominis
I was an Adonis
And when I twisted
The transverse looked good.
My external obliques
Put to shame any freaks
Pectoralis used to hide
Things that I should.
This song I've concluded
And thus far included
All manner of muscles we ought to recall.
But one word in pity
I've left from this ditty,
For poor intercostals
Do not rhyme at all!
Yes, poor intercostals
Do not rhyme at all!
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