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[tarquinius]

If someone were to take you away from your family and everyone you know, then remove all of your organs and cut a happy smiling face into you, how would you feel? This happens millions of times every year to innocent pumpkins all around the world. Don't stand idly while depravity of this kind takes place on such a massive scale. Get involved.

Comments

[caerulius]

I would love it actually.

[stephhoney]

Maybe they like it.

[magnussomeguss]

I think we should like mount a protest or something....

Wilt though help me?

[magnussomeguss]

Only if I do not want to confuse you.

[dinamo2007]

how can we free the jack-o-lanterns if stoping people from carveing pumpkins would prevent the creation of what we wana free?

[soapbox_boy]

Have you ever done it though? Have you ever staked out a field in the night, and watched that mark? Have you ever felt the thrill of pouncing on that unknowing gourd, slashing into its skin and seeing it squirm there, lying, bleeding at your feet? No you haven't. You've never tasted that pure exhilaration.

You won't take this away from me you bastards.

[magnussomeguss]

Burn witch.