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[tarr]

Today was Gary's birthday. We met his parents at Beaujo's, and I was immensely proud of myself that I had a very large, very healthy salad from the salad bar, and only two slices of buffet pizza

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[iheartcorduroy]

LOL
"HEY! ASSHOLES! You left me out here and there's no food or water or kitty box!"

OMG that sounds exactly like what a cat would say if we could understand. I can imagine the tone and everything.