Using my erectile-enlargo ray, I'll stop the Fantastic Four for good! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!
The worst part is that it would WORK. Give the guys bigger equipment, and they would be so busy admiring themselves and being distracted by the OMG BIGNESS that they would never get anything done! I could see Sue rolling her eyes a lot, at that.
(Though, come to think of it, I'd almost have to assume the F4's transformations did that anyway, at least for Ben [all the time] and Reed [at will]. Hmm.)
I don't see Ben as having a super-enormous penis so much as a rockhard somewhat larger than normal penis. Reed doesn't strike me as ever having thought to stretch his penis or use his powers for anything fun ever. Johnny with a giant penis of fire is a scary thought.
Plus, I envision Sue as simply walking off and resigning if they were given giants penes.
I know there's really nothing to the myth, but I'm basing my assumption off of Ben's hands in the movies. I mean, I don't see him as having a penis the size of an arm, or anything, but his fingers are pretty damn large compared to normal human. As are his feet. Therefore... ;)
And yeah, I can't really see Reed thinking to use his powers in that way, but you never know. He might have a secret kinky side.
Johnny with an enormous fiery penis is truly terrifying. Though it would make for an awesome band name: JOHNNY STORM'S ENORMOUS FIERY COCK. Yes. I will start a metal band and call it that, post-haste.
The Super Dickery thing had me laughing. I love that site.
...In a strangely appropriate turn of events (and I'm hardly even surprised at this point), I just checked my spam folder and snickered at one advertising Knobs and Hardware. Why yes, I am twelve.
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Once I got an ad for "Vladagra". I love that there's an erectile dysfunction product targeting the undead.
And I am loving this fic already, I have to say. T
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Once I got an ad for "Vladagra". I love that there's an erectile dysfunction product targeting the undead.
*dies* ...But did it promise to make penises sparkly, too?
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Villain: Using my erectile-enlargo ray, I'll stop the Fantastic Four for good! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!
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Using my erectile-enlargo ray, I'll stop the Fantastic Four for good! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!
The worst part is that it would WORK. Give the guys bigger equipment, and they would be so busy admiring themselves and being distracted by the OMG BIGNESS that they would never get anything done! I could see Sue rolling her eyes a lot, at that.
(Though, come to think of it, I'd almost have to assume the F4's transformations did that anyway, at least for Ben [all the time] and Reed [at will]. Hmm.)
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Plus, I envision Sue as simply walking off and resigning if they were given giants penes.
Also, see this for being strangely on point:
http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&catid=29%3Aconfounding-comic-covers-index&id=1261%3Astand-in-helpless-awe-of-ihe-invincible-mans-penis&Itemid=32
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And yeah, I can't really see Reed thinking to use his powers in that way, but you never know. He might have a secret kinky side.
Johnny with an enormous fiery penis is truly terrifying. Though it would make for an awesome band name: JOHNNY STORM'S ENORMOUS FIERY COCK. Yes. I will start a metal band and call it that, post-haste.
The Super Dickery thing had me laughing. I love that site.
...In a strangely appropriate turn of events (and I'm hardly even surprised at this point), I just checked my spam folder and snickered at one advertising Knobs and Hardware. Why yes, I am twelve.
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