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Kiwi and strawberry jam
Well, Mayfield, now that things have cleared up a little, I think it's about time we got started with this ( Read more... ) -
Jelly and Toast - (Drone filter so hard)
Attention Mayfield! For you I have the possible answer to getting our friends back.
Mayfield's first annual Summer Bash! It's simple: Westport threw a summer bash and invited us to their celebration. As a result, the road between the two cities opened. Now, in return, we should throw a celebration and invite their city! If I'm correct! The road ( Read more... ) -
Irish Breakfast Tea
Has anybody seen a pair of pixies running about? They've been out for days and I'm growing worried for them... one of them looks like a young woman with very long hair, she can fly and is garbed in white. With her should be a wood pixie, and he is brown and very lengthy looking. They usually are with me but... something has gotten into them...
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Honey Roasted Almonds
It seems we've run out of sticky notes....
That aside, to those of you who reside on Bunker Street, if you haven't already, please remember to fill out the forms Iceland and I sent out to you. Yes, I realize you're all a bit busy with taxes, but I assure you it's short, simple, and may provide a welcoming break from the incessant forms.
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April Fool's Day Event
Please, unless you have something productive to say to me, hang up. I don't have time for "April Fool's!" pranks every other phone call. -
Gummi Worms
Which one of you was it?
Which one of you installed a sprinkler system on my roof?!
[As for 768 Bunker? It is finally raining over Bri-tan's kingdom once more. If action is to your liking, have a very upset and frusterated Bri-tan under her umbrella looking up at the raining roof ( Read more... ) -
Fruits and Ginger
Lets see, how did this one begin again? Ah! The little old woman... [she laughs lightly before beginning--]
Once upon a time a little old woman and a little old man lived in a cottage. One day the little old woman made a gingerbread man. She gave him currants for eyes and cherries for buttons. She put him in the oven to bake.
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English Toffee
[Actions] [The house... smells.... like... onions.
Yes indeed, from the basement to Bri-tan's room in the far back, the potent stench of onions has invaded the house. Upon investigation, one may find Bri-tan in the kitchen, siting at her usual dinner seat, head resting on the table. Her white gloved arms are wrapped about her face, and her ( Read more... ) -
Dark Chocolate *A Valentine's Day Special!!!*
[Tralala~lala~♫Bri-tan is, in fact, singing. Down the merry little street she heads, with her little blonde pig tails bouncing up and down as she skips along. Her smile is bigger than she's ever let people see it. What could be better? Today is Valentine's and Bri-tan is completely stuffed with those little candy hearts, and adding to that ( Read more... ) -
Cinnamon Rolls
I suppose the city is fond of playing games. A pity we could not teach it cricket instead.
[Family will find she has already taken up the best sofa chair and is reading. She was a drone earlier that day, and only just started acting normally ten or twenty minutes ago.]