I was so bored yesterday that I got out the roller blades. Not a pretty picture ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I went to the ER last Tuesday night, turns out it was a really bad virus and they had to put an IV in me. But now I'm all better, so it's cool ( Read more... )

I was sick on Saturday. It sucked. It might have been a 24 hour stomach flu, or food poisoning. But whatever it was, I woke up with another stomachache this morning ( Read more... )

AHHHHHHHHHHH fck ( Read more... )

"So this one time I was getting laid, and I found five dollars. You'll never guess where ( Read more... )

I like Mikey Day. Check him out in the David Blaine parody he's in on Youtube ( Read more... )

So Easter was pretty much non-existent for me this weekend. Although I did have a nice Easter dinner consisting of a KFC famous bowl (a guilty pleasure) and a pink lemonade. Unhealthy, I know, but I just can't help it. I worked about fifteen hours total this weekend, so I'll be looking forward to that paycheck. I was there at nine am Sunday, ( Read more... )

1.apartment key (was next to my bike on campus the next morning ( Read more... )

Whatever happened to Ed McMahn ( Read more... )

Congrats to me! Alison your birthday was the best day ever. I got elected as Comedy Chair! Woot woot ( Read more... )