I had a case of "TEH DUMB" this morning...
This reads much like the beginning of the text-adventure Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
Get ready to head off to work.
Lock door.
Realize book is sitting on bed, inside.
Go inside, grab book.
Get on Freeway, note the traffic.
Realize phone is still charging on desk at home while trying to check on traffic up ahead.
Exit freeway, return home.
Get annoyed by ANIMATED low washer fluid alarm.
Get home, grab phone.
Open hood, fill washer fluid.
Notice oil smoke coming from back of engine.
Check oil level.
Add 1.5 quarts.
Look for paintcode to see if there's a sharkfin antenna available in that color online.
Get annoyed by glut of extra t-shirts rolling around the trunk.
Shut rear lid, hood, get on road.
Stop at Goodwill donation truck down the road.
Ditch extra tshirts.
FINALLY head to office only an hour after trying the first time.
Get ready to head off to work.
Lock door.
Realize book is sitting on bed, inside.
Go inside, grab book.
Get on Freeway, note the traffic.
Realize phone is still charging on desk at home while trying to check on traffic up ahead.
Exit freeway, return home.
Get annoyed by ANIMATED low washer fluid alarm.
Get home, grab phone.
Open hood, fill washer fluid.
Notice oil smoke coming from back of engine.
Check oil level.
Add 1.5 quarts.
Look for paintcode to see if there's a sharkfin antenna available in that color online.
Get annoyed by glut of extra t-shirts rolling around the trunk.
Shut rear lid, hood, get on road.
Stop at Goodwill donation truck down the road.
Ditch extra tshirts.
FINALLY head to office only an hour after trying the first time.