Happy Birthday patrese1: A Justice League Intervention!
Happy Birthday to the lovely patrese1! We will celebrate with CLEX-spam!
"Lex, why do you have to be so STUBBORN?!"
"No, YOU'RE stubborn!"
They broke up right then and there....
Lex: "This will teach you to invade my waters, Aquaman! Better call Superman to come and rescue you."
A.C: "Okay....but I was in the ocean. Wait - do you own the ocean?"
"So Cyborg...we meet again."
"Yes, Lex, just like we met YESTERDAY."
"Has anything happened since yesterday. Has Superman...has he said anything?"
"Lex, buddy...you gotta stop setting traps for me. It's totally disrupting my social life. If you want Clark back, just TELL him."
Victor: "Clark, we have to talk...we're tired of Luthor catch-and-releasing us because he wants your attention."
A.C.: "This is serious!"
Bart: "It's arm crossingly serious!"
"I know, I'm sorry...It's hard, guys. I love him so much."
Bart: "Which is why you spent this week alternately moping and lecturing every jaywalker in Metropolis, right?"
Victor: "We said we weren''t going to bring that up!"
"You're being unusually quiet, Oliver?"
"I thought we were meeting to discuss killing Lex! Which I am on board with, by the way."
"But whatever makes you happy, Clark."
"Batman...I can feel you lurking over my shoulder."
Bruce: "Tell Luthor I am not his courier service. And to stay the hell out of Gotham!"
"Thanks, guys!"
"So I hear you want to get back together?"
"Whatever gave you that idea?"
And then sixty seconds of staring...
....was followed by hours in bed and a full reconciliation. THE END.
HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY!
'caps by acampbell
"Lex, why do you have to be so STUBBORN?!"
"No, YOU'RE stubborn!"
They broke up right then and there....
Lex: "This will teach you to invade my waters, Aquaman! Better call Superman to come and rescue you."
A.C: "Okay....but I was in the ocean. Wait - do you own the ocean?"
"So Cyborg...we meet again."
"Yes, Lex, just like we met YESTERDAY."
"Has anything happened since yesterday. Has Superman...has he said anything?"
"Lex, buddy...you gotta stop setting traps for me. It's totally disrupting my social life. If you want Clark back, just TELL him."
Victor: "Clark, we have to talk...we're tired of Luthor catch-and-releasing us because he wants your attention."
A.C.: "This is serious!"
Bart: "It's arm crossingly serious!"
"I know, I'm sorry...It's hard, guys. I love him so much."
Bart: "Which is why you spent this week alternately moping and lecturing every jaywalker in Metropolis, right?"
Victor: "We said we weren''t going to bring that up!"
"You're being unusually quiet, Oliver?"
"I thought we were meeting to discuss killing Lex! Which I am on board with, by the way."
"But whatever makes you happy, Clark."
"Batman...I can feel you lurking over my shoulder."
Bruce: "Tell Luthor I am not his courier service. And to stay the hell out of Gotham!"
"Thanks, guys!"
"So I hear you want to get back together?"
"Whatever gave you that idea?"
And then sixty seconds of staring...
....was followed by hours in bed and a full reconciliation. THE END.
HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY!
'caps by acampbell