Re-post because I can.

[taser_warrior]

Give me one of my characters and one of yours and I will tell you -- no matter how ridiculous the pairing -- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)

A. Name
B. House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB
E. Three Random Facts

Comments

[bestwithablade]

FANCY.

gdi

[taser_warrior]

[improvetheworld]

And this fine ass mofo. Even though he hates me so much right now and Tony doesn't know who Darcy is. But he'll give her babies.

[taser_warrior]

[sonofcoul]

Coulson/Darcy for the tasers.

And then Volstagg/Dum Dum for the facial hair.

[taser_warrior]

Coulson/Darcy

[taser_warrior]

Volstagg/Dum Dum

[onlyneedsone]

... This would not happen in any realm ever anywhere.

There isn't enough Asgardian mead or magic to make this possible.

[taser_warrior]

[redinmyledger]

Natasha/Dum Dum because all the babies are getting to me.

[stickofmyown]

[redinmyledger]

That is some intense facial hair, but totally perfect.

I can just see him as a mama's boy though. Giving her giant bear hugs all the time.