Hmm...

May 17, 2009 11:47

People act like I'm mad when I tell them I don't want to have kids.

*listens to the wailing, shrieking chorus of children outside*

Hmm.

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gero_jimbo May 17 2009, 20:41:15 UTC
This chat transcript tells a different story!

TashtheStampede[07:18:09pm]: I just saw 'Aliens'
Geronimo[07:18:25pm]: Nice. What'd you think?
TashtheStampede[07:19:19pm]: Now I want kids
Geronimo[07:20:01pm]: really
TashtheStampede[07:20:15pm]: Yes
TashtheStampede[07:20:17pm]: Have them with me Gero
SamuraiMarmoset[07:20:24pm]: Wait, what?
Geronimo[07:21:33pm]: Maybe you should think this over.
TashtheStampede[07:21:54pm]: No Gero
TashtheStampede[07:22:03pm]: Promise me >:D
Geronimo[07:22:11pm]: ... Okay o_o;

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tasha_mac May 18 2009, 00:59:06 UTC
...I call shenanigans. I've never seen Aliens. :O

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gero_jimbo May 18 2009, 04:11:02 UTC
These things don't lie, Tashamundo. ;)

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_ayn_ May 18 2009, 05:54:53 UTC
God....I HATE crying babies. I don't want any kids either, too many retarded people who are already on a mission to over-populate the planet as it is. I can't go anywhere these days without being stalked by a crying baby/toddler/child.

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ranalas May 23 2009, 09:15:26 UTC
Okay... So I have a confession. I also hate kids. The smaller they are the more I want to pick them up in my teeth and shake them like they're a chew toy. >.> I'm a bad person. I would never ever kill someone else's kid... but I'm afraid if I had my own that would give me license to kill them. I'd be in jail... and jail... is definitely a deterrent. =P Best birth control ever. Hum... having kids = jail time

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