Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Learn from your parents' mistakes -- use birth control.
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
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