A joke. (D&D humour)

[tashiro]

A group of adventurers head to the local brothel.  After paying for a room they go up the stairs and open the door.  The room's smaller than they might have hoped, but what shocks them more is that there's a naked woman already in the room, with an orc!  The orc spots the PCs, and quickly covers up the woman's nakedness

Comments

[kyn_elwynn]

Fighter: I attack the orc!
Mage: I cast a spell at the orc!
Rogue: I go for the chest!

[brother_dour]

Priest: I urge the woman to examine her life choices and come to Jebus!

[vegetius]

Rival Priest: Excuse me, but have you accepted Cthulhu as your personal Lord and Savior?