written from a prompt from
25lively that got a bit out of control... wanted Annie/Shirley/Britta friendship, they invite Shirley on a mall trip, and I... got this.
(annie 20:58) britta mall tomorrow?
(britta 21:03) yessssss
(britta 21:04) but how many more cardigans do you need?
(annie 21:09) you can never have too many britta!
(britta 21:13) jk.... do you think we should invite shirley?
(annie 21:15) shirley?
(britta 21:18) yeah i feel bad we never invite her
(annie 21:22) true... we should invite her
(britta 21:23) yeah i'll text her now
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(britta 21:24) hey shirley, are you busy tomorrow?
(shirley 21:28) I don't think so, why?
(britta 21:32) annie and i are going to the mall, you should come
(shirley 21:33) that would be nice!
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(jeff 21:38) abed you busy tomorrow?
(abed 21:40) troy and I are going to bake chocolate chip cookies
(jeff 21:42) are you putting pot in them?
(abed 21:45) no we're using a recipe from cook's illustrated. I have a subscription
(jeff 21:47) what's the point if you're not putting pot in them?
(abed 21:49) the trope for that would be brownies.
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(annie 21:59) just got off the phone with shirley
(annie 22:00) she sounds really excited
(britta 22:06) i think it'll be fun! we might not be able to go to victoria's secret.
(britta 22:07) and make fun of the trashy lingerie
(annie 22:10) but still.
(annie 22:13) we can split a cinnabon!
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(abed 22:14) jeff was just texting me
(troy 22:15) oh yeah?
(abed 22:17) he wanted to know if we were putting pot in our cookies
(troy 22:18) what dude is crazysauce!
(troy 22:19) pot cookies do not go with our side dish of strawberry banana smoothies!
(abed 22:20) or falafel
(abed 22:21) I stole my dad's chickpea supply again.
(troy 22:22) he's going to be so mad
(abed 22:23) it's ok I'll tell him it was for cultural studies
(troy 22:24) this is going to be the best picnic ever
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(annie 22:25) you're okay with shirley wanting to go to the fancy department store right?
(britta 22:27) hells yes!
(britta 22:28) you need more formalwear that's shiny
(annie 22:29) I'll think I'll be giving people the wrong idea...
(britta 22:31) not if you wear flat shoes
(annie 22:33) I guess
(britta 22:35) seriously girl you can work it
(annie 22:38) really?
(britta 22:40) most definitely :)
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(shirley 22:46) so excited for tomorrow baby!
(annie 22:48) me and britta too!!!
(shirley 22:50) I just need someone to look after my boys.
(annie 22:51) wait I have an idea let me just check with britta
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(annie 22:53) do you know if jeff has plans tomorrow?
(britta 22:54) let me check
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(britta 22:56) hey jeff are you busy tomorrow?
(jeff 23:05) no, why? want to hang out?
(britta 23:10) i have plans with annie and shirley
(jeff 23:14) then why did you ask?
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(britta 23:15) hey annie he says he's free
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(annie 23:17) shirley good news! jeff is free and he can babysit your boys tomorrow!
(shirley 23:19) that's great annie! tell him to call me in the morning, I'm going to bed. good night!
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(jeff 23:41) did you tell shirley i can babysit her kids tomorrow?
(britta 23:49) not directly no...
(jeff 23:51) whatever, it's fine.
(britta 23:54) night!
(jeff 23:56) good night
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(annie 23:56) see you tomorrow!
(britta 23:57) right back atcha, you awesome puppetmaster
(annie 23:58) ;D
(britta 23:59) good night!