How to be miserable
1. Use "I" as often as possible.
2. Always be sensitive to slights.
3. Be jealous and envious.
4. Think only about yourself.
5. Talk only to yourself.
6. Trust no one.
7. Never forget a criticism.
8. Constantly exxpect to be appreciated.
9. Listen greedily to whwat others say about you.
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