04. Hurrah!-- Voice Post

[tastefulsilence]

"Jomy, your house is defective."
>.<

"Fucking confetti! That was the last of the bacon!"

*Dwayne is most displeased with this colorful turn of event, due mainly to the fact that so much confetti got in his breakfast that he was unable to eat it; the voice post was meant to go only to Jomy, but due to his ire, he accidentally broadcast it to everyone

Comments

[notpeterpan]

IT'S NOT MY HOUSE

IT'S THE ENTIRE PLACE, SHIT, I WAS ANSWERING THE CALL OF NATURE WHEN IT STARTED RAINING CONFETTI

CONFETTI ALL OVER A USED TOILET BOWL IS NOT PRETTY, LET ME TELL YOU

[tastefulsilence]

... Okay. That right there? Too much information.

At least we know it's not JUST me then. *unintelligible scribble* ... There anymore bacon here somewhere?

[notpeterpan]

I don't know.

[tastefulsilence]

*epic sigh* I'll be taking a trip to the Leaky Cauldron then. *grumbles that can be heard through the journal* If I'm miserable and without breakfast, everyone's gonna be miserable and without breakfast.

[b_abyshark]

You're FUCKing defective.

[tastefulsilence]

Look who's talkin' shark-boy. I tossed you into a lake once, I can do it again once school comes, so shut it. >.<

[[XD We still goin' with the old plots as planned?]]