[Schu's voice pops up over channel 1, shortly after the grace period has begun.]

Oh, sweet carnage. How I have MISSED you.

[Soft, metallic clicking can be heard. It seemed that Schuldig was reloading his guns after a quick polish...]

So here's the story. I've got this boy with me, he can move things with his mind. Pretty dangerous kid. And I'm no ( Read more... )

[Nothing verbally comprehensible can be made out... simply the sound of Schu's boots thudding along the hallways, gunshots firing willy-nilly, monsters and cultists alike screaming and falling to the ground in their dying moments...

...And Schuldig laughing hysterically through all of it.]

MEIN GOTT, IT'S THE GODDAMN APOCALYPSE!!! ( Read more... )

There are only so many times that I can say I'm bored before I start to get sick of myself.

SOMEONE COME ENTERTAIN ME. NOW.

You guys were HILARIOUS the other day. It was like watching a gay soap opera. You all turned into raging psychopaths. And hey, I finally got some food. It was a good day. You should all become douchebags more often ( Read more... )

FUCK YOU PEOPLE

NO, I'M SERIOUS. I'M FUCKING SICK OF YOU ASSHOLES. I'VE BEEN STARVING FOR A FUCKING WEEK NOW. I'M GOING TO GET FOOD.

I'M GOING TO THE KITCHEN AND IF YOU TRY TO STOP ME,

I

WILL

FUCKING

KILL YOU.

you are saddlebrown
#8B4513
Your dominant hues are red and yellow... most of what you do is motivated by your need to change things and have a good time, but you've been known to settle down and think out a situation, too. You tend to surprise people just when they're starting to feel like they've got you down.

Your saturation level is high - you get ( Read more... )

Mein gott, there is nothing to do around here. Same thing, same thoughts, day after day. Don't you people have more exciting things going on in your lives than all this scheisse?

So~... I think it's time to have some fun... shake things up a bit.

[OOC: And now comes happy fun mindfuck suggestion tiems~!! Schuldig is going to start randomly planting ( Read more... )

So I hear the kitchen is a good place to have a fuck around here.

Nagilein, let's go. ~<3

[Schu chuckles, focusing the camera on himself.]
It would seem that the ladies want to see what I have to offer. I can't blame them, really... so here it goes.

[He stands before the camera, tossing his red hair over his shoulder as he shrugged off his jacket and began unbuttoning his shirt. He slipped that off his shoulders, and freed his arms, ( Read more... )

Fich. Fichfichfich. Hurensohn!

One minute you're cruising along in Brad's SWEET car, shooting down some Schwuchteln, rolling with your homies... And the next you're here.

Where is here? AND WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO LOUD?! My head is KILLING me.

Nagi, I'm rooming with you. You're smarter than me.