Her..?

[tasty_franks]

I think somebody must have recced "One Leg at a Time" somewhere, because I've been getting kudos on it every so often over the past few days

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[xsmoonshine]

Oh, I remember reading and liking that. :)

[tasty_franks]

It's my most popular story, I think. Of course I started cringing over it like two days after I posted it, but that's life, baby.

[bluebrocade]

Hey you! I've missed seeing you on LJ! How's the pancake?

[tasty_franks]

Oh, you know. A little bit worse all the time, but not a whole lot worse anytime (knock on wood.)

They made me bring her in for a checkup in January, but they couldn't do it, because she went INSANE as soon as we got into the exam room. Like, the kind where sometimes you see on the news that a cat went insane and her family fled the house and called 911. FOUR PEOPLE could not subdue her, even with their special "cat-calming pheromones" and someone they called "The Cat Whisperer."

You try to whisper to Pan and she cuts your lips off, man.

Here is a thing the vet actually said to me that say: "I'll never be able to listen to her heart as long as she keeps screaming like this."

It would've been a proud, proud day for me if I hadn't been so worried that her little heart would explode.

[laurashapiro]

Sorry to hear you've been feeling shitty.

[tasty_franks]

Thanks, bubs. xo