Comments | tat2ed71: Dude?

tat2ed71

Dude?

Mar 03, 2006 22:04

Hello?
Am I here?

Comments 15

pangea_tongue March 4 2006, 04:09:57 UTC

I....I can't tell. I can sense slight signs of life in there.

tat2ed71 March 4 2006, 04:11:57 UTC

SLight signs are more than I can detect. Much more......

pangea_tongue March 4 2006, 04:13:34 UTC

You know what you need?

a stethoscope.

And perhaps...a pulse to accompany the stethoscope.

tat2ed71 March 4 2006, 04:18:21 UTC

All this time, and no one thought to check up on me. I could be lying dead in the trunk of a car in the parking lot at Midway, or stuffed in a culvert under some lonely road like a bag of garbage.

Actually, I'm too much of a hardcase badass to let that happen, but still...

Thread 9

nativity March 4 2006, 04:16:37 UTC

no!

tat2ed71 March 4 2006, 04:18:56 UTC

then where am I?

oddessgoddess March 4 2006, 04:37:39 UTC

No, you must have one of those highly advanced monkeys that help paralized people turn pages & go poo. It's amazing that the monkeys don't convert to their normal habits & fling the poo, but they must have good trainers. I shall call your monkey...Pepito. & I will feed him virtual banana chips.

tat2ed71 March 4 2006, 04:51:43 UTC

I am allergic to monkees.

oddessgoddess March 4 2006, 20:13:04 UTC

That is a damn shame.

angeloflove March 6 2006, 20:54:56 UTC

oooh, he's alive! *pokes you* neat ;)
I was hoping no one had found something larger to wrap around their fist before hitting you!