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[tattered_rogue]

I'm older now! It was a cool birthday. You can all leave belated gifts outside my dorm.

And wtf is up with girls trying to steal my hat? Seriously, I've been wearing this thing for years and it never ends that some giggly girl tries to flirt and take it off of my head.

Keyword: try. Now I don't mind a cute girl bein' flirty, but I happen to like

Comments

[poisonous_art]

Kenya next week.

Did you break their hands?

[tattered_rogue]

Why would a break a girls hands?!

It's not like she was doing it to be a bitch. It's just kind of annoying. I like my hat ON MY HEAD. I like my necklace AROUND MY NECK. Just cause a hot girl has a couple of DD's she's bouncing around doesn't mean she's getting to touch my stuff. u_u

[poisonous_art]

It's called equal rights, batman.

I like the necklace around your finger, since there's a high changce of my touching it. The fiends.

[tattered_rogue]

Dude, they're smaller than me. I don't hit women....unless they're big enough to take a hit, know what they're doing, and being bitches just like men can be.

[liquid_fang]

Oh dude, your birthday, I missed it. :(

Hmm...these girls you speak of...

[poisonous_art]

Ha.

[liquid_fang]

Not funny, he's my buddy!

[poisonous_art]

I think it's hilarious. Good luck.