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[tattered_tutu]

Today, I had Mormons. It was my first time

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[glacierguy]

Mormons! You're so lucky, I've never had such an experience.

Good thing we already know eachother so well, or your anecdote wouldn't work on me!

[tattered_tutu]

I know! I wouldn't have even opened the door, except for the fact that I wanted to have the story to tell later. Plus, I think it's a conversation starter to have a Mormon bible on the bookshelf. Maybe I can use it for research.

Maybe you could go trawling for Danish Mormons. Now THAT would be an experience.

[mysterysong]

I've had Mormons too. They came around on a Saturday morning, when I was the only one there, and kept me at the door for half an hour when I was in my pyjamas. Ugh.

[cholasthehedge]

What you should have done was just take off your pyjamas.

...I don't know much about the Mormon faith, but surely there's a "Don't talk to random naked people" clause in there somewhere.

[mysterysong]

Someone was telling me something about Mormons not believing in blood transfusions, so you just tell them that you're on the way to the blood bank.

[tattered_tutu]

I was desperately trying to think of something to say that would allow me to get away, like "I think I smell my house burning!" or, "sorry, I was having sex when you rang the doorbell!"

Half an hour, that's rough. Mine were only there for abotu 15mins.

Are we going to thing at Jade Monkey on Sat?

[cholasthehedge]

I would love to offer the Mormons cookies.

Anyway I have a friend who is a Mormon, and he's a great guy, because when he was born there was some odd thing that happened and everyone was like "Wow, this dude will make our church better". So anyway about three years ago he stopped going to church because he didn't like it. Made it better by leaving, what a hero.

[tattered_tutu]

I don't really have anything against them, I just think Christianity is a bit selfish. Being God's telemarketers won't make them better people, either. But there's nothing wrong with having faith and so on.

Cookies would be a good idea, or some scotch. Are they allowe to drink or have sex?

[cholasthehedge]

I don't think they can drink, but I'm pretty sure they can have sex. They're allowed multiple marriages, aren't they? Well what's the point in multiple marriages if you don't build up a harem of concubines.