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A sensation perhaps better than the best orgasm I have ever had.
I JUST DELETED MY OKCUPID PROFILE.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! -
Prologue to B
My entry for the Letter B has been under construction for weeks now... First was the issue of what the letter B could stand for ( Read more... ) -
Yes, I haven't forgotten.
Did I mention B is for Busy? -
ABZ Entry One: Prologue
I cannot post without a gimmick. As a result I have not written anything of substance in ages. Frankly, there's been too much I either shouldn't talk about or have been unwilling to commit to print to do much more than spin haiku and dance on my hands. I've outlined things, but haven't transcribed them. Creature comforts have become beds of ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
I plan to start posting soon.
There will be a theme.
That is all. -
IM Genius
Him:
the bank wouldn't take my check from my grandma
because she forgot to date it
i guess i can just date it myself and forge my grandma's check huh
i'm one fourth her anyway, so it's basically like she's doing it herself
Me:
yah, cuz you're only using one fourth of your limbs to sign it
Him:
excellent point
Me:
I went to Columbia. -
To quote Zeppo...
Today I'm thirty years old. My twenties can go fuck a goat. -
Nausea
West Side Story + Pan 'n Scan = Seasickness
Easy, Action...
