Ash simply won't allow it - she's convinced that I'll be attacked by wild animals, dopeheads, wild dopeheads with animals, or possibly just fall through the floor and land in a pile of noxious flesh-eating black mold. Or get arrested by the cops.
This is easily solved.
Carry a crowbar for getting through blocked or stuck doors.
Wear irregular armor to protect against wild animals (chainmail, shoulder pads, shin guards, hockey gloves, an old surplus coal scuttle helmet, and a very prominent codpiece should do the trick
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I can see why you're obsessed with it! That is a cool ass house. I see places like that from time to time, in Michigan of course, since nothing is that cool here. I think, man, if I had money... i'd snatch that place up and make it my dream house. I bet that place is awesome inside too. It actually has character, and its not a cookie cutter subdivision house like mine.
Heh, those awesome old school metal cellar doors make me think of my parents house.
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This is easily solved.
Carry a crowbar for getting through blocked or stuck doors.
Wear irregular armor to protect against wild animals (chainmail, shoulder pads, shin guards, hockey gloves, an old surplus coal scuttle helmet, and a very prominent codpiece should do the trick ( ... )
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Heh, those awesome old school metal cellar doors make me think of my parents house.
Jesus.. I miss daffodils.
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