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[tatum23]

I cohabitate with a spider. He's about an inch and a half long and he's white. He's shown himself to me three times in the past few weeks. Twice I freaked out because a white spider was on my white work shirt. The third time was just a few minutes ago, when I was going into the shower. He dropped down right next to my face, then proceeded to

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[record_playback]

Pics? Also, do you know what breed it is? Perhaps some research would be beneficial.

[tatum23]

All I just found out is that googling pictures of "white house spider new england" freaks me the fuck out and I am never doing that again.

[epiclevelregina]

I immediately thought of:

[jmflis]

You immediately jumped to that horrible Spooky Stories 3 book, as well, I take it?

Still...they are helpful. I hate them, but perhaps letting him live will build a desperately needed alliance between us and them...

Godspeed, my friend. Godspeed.

[dark_knight_l]

Make some Spider Waffles?