To the tune of "Soak up the Sun" by Cheryl Crow
The man who came from Myst
Hired me to teach his two sons
But they became evil
Alas; my homeland of Narayan
Trapped me on J'nanin
Took all my people had
They weren't bad 'cause I was mean
I'm mean 'cause they were bad
So
The Relîšan are done
With life when Aitrus comes to get the book
I'm
Gonna show him his sons
They ruined Narayan; he should come look
The Relîšan are done.
He clearly thinks I'm junk
He did not come to aid
He's aware that his sons
Blocked off many an Age
He does not say
Where his sons are
I guess he tired
Of Achenar
And of Sirrus
I'd understand
But I think he
Of Narayan
Decided u-
tility through
Maybe if he
Only knew
So
The Relîšan are done
With life when Aitrus comes to get the book
I'm
Gonna show him his sons
They ruined Narayan; he should come look
The Relîšan are done.