"Breaking the Hobbits"

[tawaki]

As sung by Sauron while waiting for word from Isengard
To the tune of “Breaking the Habit” by Linkin Park

I tricked Pharazôn
So Númenor is gone
But I lost the One Ring
But I came home
I need to get the One
Those hobbits must lose the Ring.

I have sent word to Saruman
To take hobbits alive
And send to me the One Ring or
Else his frame I will rive

He made a hobbit use the Stone
To make him go insane
The hobbit he did not reveal
Just what is on his brain
The Nazgûl go to Isengard
The Halflings catch the flight
I’ll be breaking the hobbits,
Breaking the hobbits tonight.

I wait for word
Saruman will have heard
He’ll know to wait for them
Outpacing birds
He must send him or her
To Lugbúrz with him her or them

I have sent word to Saruman
To take hobbits alive
And send to me the One Ring or
Else his frame I will rive

He made a hobbit use the Stone
To make him go insane
The hobbit he did not reveal
Just what is on his brain
The Nazgûl go to Isengard
The Halflings catch the flight
I’ll be breaking the hobbits,
Breaking the hobbits tonight.

He says he’s lost the stone
That I used as a phone,
A statement I must doubt!
Still Hobbits shall come out

Now I’m quite mad at Saruman
The hobbits he must give
Or at least that’s what will he’ll do
If he desires to live

His safety he’s imperiling
And he must be insane
He thinks he can get for himself
What’s in the hobbits’ brains
The Nazgûl go to Isengard
The Halflings catch the flight
I’ll be breaking the hobbits,
Getting my Ring back,
Breaking the hobbits tonight.