Earthquake

[tawdryjones]

Work sent us a (not even close to) helpful email about what to do during an earthquake. It includes this gem:

"If you are in bed, stay there and cover your head with a pillow."

Folks! If there is an emergency and you are in bed, pretend it's not happening! That's your safest option!

Comments

[effluvia]

Everyone knows that if the roof caves in, a pillow over the face is the best defense!

[tawdryjones]

Wise words, wise words.

[ndgmtlcd]

Don't listen to them! Get up, go to the wardrobe and get a second pillow. You never know, there might come an asteroid swarm at the same time as the earthquake.

[tawdryjones]

In the unlikely event of an asteroid swarm, hug your teddy bear tight!

[adam_0oo]

This is pretty reasonable advice, I would think. Though, I like that work sends you emails that assume you might be home in bed. I want such a job.

[tawdryjones]

It makes me think they actually do know how lazy my coworkers are. ;D

[diaphanous]

Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife.

[tawdryjones]

I KEEP laughing when I see this in my inbox!