Seventh Lap :: Turf Wars

[tawifik_athleet]

[Feed clicks on, tipped at a slight angle and low to the snow level in the daylight. There's several holes visible in the snow, forest line in the far horizion]
[Seconds pass in silence until a rustling and Homestar pops up inside a hole on the left. He's wearing a torn strip of curtain around his neck like a scarf.]

Well! All this snow sure is swell

Comments

[in_texas]

...you alright, Pardner?

[video]

[tawifik_athleet]

...I think I took one for the team. Oww...

[in_texas]

You need anything?

[twotails9lives]

[She's can't stop laughing]

[video]

[tawifik_athleet]

[theres splattered snowballs all behind him]
Aren't snowballs the best? I even don't mind when Strong Bad throws the kind with all the street gunk in 'dem and they fly into my mouth.

Re: [video]

[twotails9lives]

But what if you get sick?

[worldsfastest]

'Shovel de old ladies'? I can does that, if you know what I means...

[video]

[tawifik_athleet]

...Nnnnooo, I think I uh, forgot, where, I, was,...goingwiththat.

[meet_the_scout]

... Dude you're- ha ha ha!- you're freakin retahded!

[tawifik_athleet]

Why no, my good man, I'm not Ree Tardehed, I am Homestar Runner! I'm a tawifik athleet!

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[meet_the_scout]

...

[meet_the_scout]

Whateva you say, man. Jus' don't hitcherself too ha'd. Might damage that one braincell.

[voice]

[defendnhills]

THERE ARE TWO OF YOU NOW?!?!

Re: [voice]

[tawifik_athleet]

Hup! No way! No one could copy the Homestar Runner! Hoohaa! I'm just so lighting-fast I'm a WHOOSHWISHFLASH!