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[ visual ] [ salvatore house ] i feel numb i'm alive and i know i'm getting closer

Apr 01, 2011 14:27

...Well. That's it, then. Damon stares at his tablet for a long moment before laughing roughly-- this is what amusement sounds like, he's not at all bleakly pissed, move along-- and tosses his tablet away. He needs a drink. Maybe seven or so of them ( Read more... )

{ elena gilbert, { mattie ross (au), drusilla (au), @ central, buffy summers, { max guevara, (day), { damon salvatore, { rose, { stefan salvatore, katherine pierce

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[ audio ] slaying April 2 2011, 03:14:48 UTC

...That sounded unpleasant.

[ audio ][ locked ] allthefunever April 2 2011, 03:39:30 UTC

Would you believe I slipped on a rug, causing the tumbler to hurl itself at the wall?

[ audio ][ locked ] slaying April 2 2011, 03:41:42 UTC

Please. What do you take me for? 'Cause I pretty much ran through the whole excuse list twice before even my first two years of slaying were done. 'Oh, Buffy -- how did this lamp break?' Well, gee mom, that's a funny story.

[ so it's a little rambly but it's well intentioned and are you okay damon? ]

[ audio ][ locked ] allthefunever April 2 2011, 05:01:08 UTC

Someone went home. A friend. I might be indulging in a little childishness in response.

[ and as always: the act lets damon tell the truth. jesus h, get therapy salvatore. ]

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[ voice | locked ] whoneedsrules April 2 2011, 16:20:23 UTC

Aww, someone's throwing a tantrum. How cute. [ ...not. cue the horribly patronizing baby-talk. ] Did Damon's wittle feelings get hurt?

[ voice | locked ] allthefunever April 2 2011, 17:12:53 UTC

Katherine! [ beware the cheer, it's a lie. ] Because you're exactly who I wanted to talk to right now. Do me a favor and go fall on something pointy, okay? Preferably a tree branch, maybe a fence pole... I'm not picky. And pics or it didn't happen, as the kids are all saying these days.

[ voice | locked ] whoneedsrules April 2 2011, 17:26:38 UTC

While I normally live to oblige... [ pfffffft. ] I'm afraid I have to skip this one. See, then I couldn't help you with whatever it is that has you feeling so sad and cranky today.

[ voice | locked ] allthefunever April 3 2011, 01:26:36 UTC

[ this would just be a derisive snort at that so-called flair for obliging people. ] Because you've been so helpful thus far, right?

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[Voice] a_pretty_fire April 3 2011, 17:23:18 UTC

Why would someone as interesting as you have to drink all alone?

[ voice | locked ] allthefunever April 3 2011, 18:56:29 UTC

It's less a requirement, more a matter of choice.

[Voice / Private] a_pretty_fire April 4 2011, 21:14:22 UTC

You're lonely.

[Her voice was impossibly merry. Her singsong tone was bright with mischief.]

[Voice / Private] allthefunever April 4 2011, 21:32:37 UTC

Never. I'm not even alone, thanks to certain people.

[ that may have been directed at the other vampire in the house, and not dru. ]

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