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Just so everyone knows, Cameron guessed like 7 of these but I had to delete her comment to make it fair for everyone else. But she KNEW. she is the goddess of movies. Now that we have that clear..
1. Pick one dozen movies that are ones that you have special feelings about.
2. Pick a few lines of dialogue that mean something to you.
3. As people guess the film, strike out that entry.
4. If possible, after the film is guessed, explain why that movie made the list.
1.
--How come you were in the women's locker room this morning?
-I heard you singing.
--Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked in the shower?
-I didn't know you were naked.
2.
--I put a gun to my father's head once. Ever think like that? He was passed out. Had just been yelling at my mom over nothing. Under-cooked meat. I went to my room, I held the barrel right up to his ear, and then I chickened out again. Of course it was a BB gun but still it would have hurt like hell.
3.
--There's only one reason Christian girls comes down to the Planned Parenthood.
-She's planting a pipe bomb?
--Okay, two reasons.
4.
--Without suffering there would be no compassion.
-Yeah, well tell that to those who suffer.
5.
--I can't hear you.
-Breast.
--Can't hear you.
-Breast.
--Can't hear you.
-BREAST!
6.
--How was it?
-It was great. She showed me all the wallpaper and where everything is going to go.
--Well that's nice.
-And then she brought me in the back room where she took all her clothes off.
7.
--We're in the middle of Charlotte's Web. Who's gonna finish it?
-Grandma can finish it for you.
--But she's not as good. She doesn't do the voices, and she smells funny.
-That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.
8.
--Yeah. It's an outgoing message so I think you need to sound a little more outgoing.
9.
--Who glued these quarters down?
-I did.
--What the hell for, man?
-I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you.
10.
--I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff.
11.
--Do you have any experience?
-No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.
12.
--Oooh fuuudge!
-Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
---What did you say?
--Uh, um...
---That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!
-It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me.
1. Pick one dozen movies that are ones that you have special feelings about.
2. Pick a few lines of dialogue that mean something to you.
3. As people guess the film, strike out that entry.
4. If possible, after the film is guessed, explain why that movie made the list.
1.
--How come you were in the women's locker room this morning?
-I heard you singing.
--Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked in the shower?
-I didn't know you were naked.
2.
--I put a gun to my father's head once. Ever think like that? He was passed out. Had just been yelling at my mom over nothing. Under-cooked meat. I went to my room, I held the barrel right up to his ear, and then I chickened out again. Of course it was a BB gun but still it would have hurt like hell.
3.
--There's only one reason Christian girls comes down to the Planned Parenthood.
-She's planting a pipe bomb?
--Okay, two reasons.
4.
--Without suffering there would be no compassion.
-Yeah, well tell that to those who suffer.
5.
--I can't hear you.
-Breast.
--Can't hear you.
-Breast.
--Can't hear you.
-BREAST!
6.
--How was it?
-It was great. She showed me all the wallpaper and where everything is going to go.
--Well that's nice.
-And then she brought me in the back room where she took all her clothes off.
7.
--We're in the middle of Charlotte's Web. Who's gonna finish it?
-Grandma can finish it for you.
--But she's not as good. She doesn't do the voices, and she smells funny.
-That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.
8.
--Yeah. It's an outgoing message so I think you need to sound a little more outgoing.
9.
--Who glued these quarters down?
-I did.
--What the hell for, man?
-I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you.
10.
--I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff.
11.
--Do you have any experience?
-No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.
12.
--Oooh fuuudge!
-Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
---What did you say?
--Uh, um...
---That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!
-It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me.