from work

[taym]

I draft my fantasy football team this afternoon. Any tips?

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[waterstrider]

Winston Churchill, Honus Wagner, OJ Simpson, Thom Yorke, Bruce Banner/The Hulk, Charlie Rose, The Rock, Lord Nelson (in case a naval battle breaks out on the field), Pope Innocent III, Frida Kahlo, and Bruce Willis.

You cannot lose with a lineup like that. Every situation is covered.

[dies___irae]

oooh, good suggestions

[taym]

I put in for Sinead O'Connor as my WR but I'm pretty sure she'll get drafted ahead. Charlie Rose might break his femur, otherwise, Pope Innocent remains my favorite kicker.

I'd put Frida on my team anytime.

[dies___irae]

try to get the ones with super powers

[twicker]

i dunno, rumour has it thom yorke is suffering from ACL problems that could have him out after midseason if surgery becomes a necessity. and touring in support of that solo album could prevent him from keeping his head fully in the game.

my real tip: if you actually meet a real football player whom you've put on your team--don't thank him if you win. (but be sure to blame him if you lose...i hear they love that)

[taym]

One of my roommates is supposed to babysit a Saints player's kids. I will probably keep this in mind, in case he ever wants to give us tickets or miniature models of the Superdome.

[waltz]

Yeah, I've got a tip for you: Don't do it man!!

[taym]

far too late. I've already made two trades and given up on my freedom

[cwilson2]

yah I've got a tip: cut your losses and quit. concede defeat now before your self-esteem gets further damaged. you're going down this week roundeye.