WTF Is Wrong With Us?!
I'm putting this behind a cut because no one should be exposed to this insanity without their own consent. Be warned, MARGO AND I ARE DISGUSTING INDIVIDUALS! Read at your own risk, haha.
Taylor X Alex: hahaha macaulay culkin was arrested for possession lmao
x dont tell me: WHAT? HAHAHA I LOVE HIM@
Taylor X Alex: yeah in OK CITY! he had a bunch of pot i guess haha
Taylor X Alex: i love him too! i thought i was the only one!
Taylor X Alex: im disgusting and i would totally have his babies!
x dont tell me: hahahaah no for real I saw saved & was like "WHY DID I EVEN STOP LOVING HIM!!!"
Taylor X Alex: i didnt see that
Taylor X Alex: i fell back in love with him when i saw party monster! haha
Taylor X Alex: im gross like that
x dont tell me: hjhaha I have yet to see that
Taylor X Alex: MMM GAY MACAULAY
Taylor X Alex: you need to! its great!
x dont tell me: haha yea I heard it was
Taylor X Alex: http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?flok=FF-APO-1403&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20040917%2F2138645092.htm&sc=1403&flok=NW_5-L5 hahaha he looks so stoned
x dont tell me: HAHAHAHAHAHA he looks stoned at all times
Taylor X Alex: controlled dangerous substance without a prescription? omg, probably oxy contin, that's how it sounds.
Taylor X Alex: i fucking hope not cuz that shit is SO bad
x dont tell me: yea I was just about to say that! that shit is INSANE
Taylor X Alex: oh no sob
x dont tell me: aww we must find him & save him
x dont tell me: HOLY SHIT!!! you can marry him & I'll marry his brother (whoiam100%obsessedwith) we can be related
Taylor X Alex: hes in okc jail dude it wont be that hard to find him!
Taylor X Alex: haha YES!~ you genius!
Taylor X Alex: youll be my sister!
x dont tell me: FUCK!!! HOLY SHIT WHY ARENT WE IN OK!!!!!
x dont tell me: YES!!!
x dont tell me: this is happening!
x dont tell me: they both live in NYC! lets fucking HARDCORE stalk!
Taylor X Alex: LETS FUCKING DO IT i am serious they would totally fall in love with us
x dont tell me: I am serious too! we can whore ourselves out & just be as funny as we are & HAHAHA YES!!!!!!
x dont tell me: DUDE LETS PULL NATALIES SO THEY HAVE TO MARRY US!
Taylor X Alex: hahaha, okay!!! you buy the condoms, ill poke the holes! haha
x dont tell me: HOTTTTTTTTTTT
x dont tell me: HAHA I'm not kidding this must happen
Taylor X Alex: haha im sitting over here evil plotting it. we gotta wait til hes outta jail and then take off for nyc
x dont tell me: lets find out what their next movies are & go to the 1st showing & stuff the big parties that they have & just "bump" into them
Taylor X Alex: omg lets totally do it
x dont tell me: YEP
x dont tell me: for real!
Taylor X Alex: ahhh i wanna marry macaulay culkin
Taylor X Alex: HAHAHA HOW SICK IS THAT SENTENCE i love myself. we are so weird!
x dont tell me: like I'm going to NYC for the harry potter 4 premear *ITOTALYcantspell* just so I can get it on with BOTH weasley twins!
x dont tell me: HAHAHAHA no for real! THIS HAS TO HAPPEN LIKE MORE THAN SEEING HANSON 983740934 MORE TIMES THIS HAS TO HAPPEN
Taylor X Alex: haha you weasley loving creep!
Taylor X Alex: i know dude it seriously does
x dont tell me: no for real! I'm totaly obsessed with those ugly twins!
Taylor X Alex: macaulay got divorced right?! haha. i dont want no married man!
x dont tell me: yea he got divorced like713049034 years ago
Taylor X Alex: HAHA huzzah!
Taylor X Alex: HE MUST BE MINE
x dont tell me: OH SHIT! he was dating that chick from that 70s show! I hope they broke up
Taylor X Alex: hahahaha, that just cracked me up "i hope they broke up" haha.
Taylor X Alex: if not, ill kill her, NOTHING WILL STOP ME
Taylor X Alex: is his brother single?!
x dont tell me: yea we can take her!
x dont tell me: ummmm he will be when he sets eyes on me! HAHAHAHAAH
x dont tell me: jk
x dont tell me: I'm gonna find out
x dont tell me: his name is kerian or something insane right?
Taylor X Alex: haha, its true. he'd be a fool not to fall in love with you!
Taylor X Alex: yeah, i think so!
Taylor X Alex: you dont even know his name! hahaha
x dont tell me: hahaha he totaly will!
x dont tell me: HAHA no I do know his name I just cant remember it! it is all crazy
x dont tell me: I think I have it in my lj profile
Taylor X Alex: lol, probably. omg, im updating my interests "MRS MACAULAY CULKIN"
x dont tell me: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
x dont tell me: Kieran Culkin
x dont tell me: I knew it was weird with a K
Taylor X Alex: mmm yummy
Taylor X Alex: we're gonna be culkins!
x dont tell me: http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800025844&cf=pg&photoid=222484&intl=us
x dont tell me: OUR HUSBANDS!!!!
x dont tell me: http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800025844&cf=pg&photoid=242595&intl=us
x dont tell me: look he is even hot with yellow teeth!
Taylor X Alex: omg how cute is my husband right there!
x dont tell me: ahaha SO cute
x dont tell me: I cant wait to have sex with him!
Taylor X Alex: haha, SICK BUT TRUE keiran is hot, you lucky bitch!
x dont tell me: HOLY SHIT!!! when you have sex with your husband will you please slap your hands againist your face & scream!
Taylor X Alex: ahahahahhahahaha you just made me choke on my iced tea
Taylor X Alex: YES I WILL "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MACAULAY"
x dont tell me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA i am for real you HAVE to do it
x dont tell me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
x dont tell me: it is almost my husbands birthday
Taylor X Alex: oh man, i cant stop googling my husband
Taylor X Alex: when is it?! we'll make them presents!
x dont tell me: I totaly am googling mine! HAHAHA
x dont tell me: sep 30th
x dont tell me: he will be 22 I think
x dont tell me: 1982 will make him 22 or 23?
Taylor X Alex: you can dress up in SEXY LINGERIE and we'll take pics and send them to him and you can write "HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEIRAN" across your boobies! hahahahaha
Taylor X Alex: 22
x dont tell me: WE ARE DOING IT!
x dont tell me: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
x dont tell me: there are so many fucking Culkin kids!
Taylor X Alex: http://www.chloesevigny.com/chloe_pictures/macaulay_culkin_pm1.jpg omg scary i love him
Taylor X Alex: i know dude! how many are there!? lol
x dont tell me: like 27
Taylor X Alex: haha ew
x dont tell me: HOLY SHIT!
x dont tell me: I LOVE THESE KIDS
Taylor X Alex: mmm he is SO hot why do i always like the ones with the creepy eyes? macaulay's eyes are disgustingly huge.
x dont tell me: haha for real they totaly arent cute but I AM OBSESSED
Taylor X Alex: http://www.mojenoviny.cz/obrazek/culkin_01.jpg hottest ever
x dont tell me: WOAH THAT IS HOT!
Taylor X Alex: http://www.cinemazone.dk/images/image4185.JPG AW LOOK AT THEM just imagine, NEXT YEAR me and you are gonna be on their arms for a photo like that! haha.
x dont tell me: HOLY SHIT!!! YEA WE ARE!!!
x dont tell me: & stupid bitches will plan our deaths I CANT WAIT
Taylor X Alex: haha
Taylor X Alex: my brother is making me watch a movie with him ill be back later!
x dont tell me: aolright!!! later sister-in-law!
Taylor X Alex: haha bye!!!
Taylor X Alex: hahaha macaulay culkin was arrested for possession lmao
x dont tell me: WHAT? HAHAHA I LOVE HIM@
Taylor X Alex: yeah in OK CITY! he had a bunch of pot i guess haha
Taylor X Alex: i love him too! i thought i was the only one!
Taylor X Alex: im disgusting and i would totally have his babies!
x dont tell me: hahahaah no for real I saw saved & was like "WHY DID I EVEN STOP LOVING HIM!!!"
Taylor X Alex: i didnt see that
Taylor X Alex: i fell back in love with him when i saw party monster! haha
Taylor X Alex: im gross like that
x dont tell me: hjhaha I have yet to see that
Taylor X Alex: MMM GAY MACAULAY
Taylor X Alex: you need to! its great!
x dont tell me: haha yea I heard it was
Taylor X Alex: http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?flok=FF-APO-1403&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20040917%2F2138645092.htm&sc=1403&flok=NW_5-L5 hahaha he looks so stoned
x dont tell me: HAHAHAHAHAHA he looks stoned at all times
Taylor X Alex: controlled dangerous substance without a prescription? omg, probably oxy contin, that's how it sounds.
Taylor X Alex: i fucking hope not cuz that shit is SO bad
x dont tell me: yea I was just about to say that! that shit is INSANE
Taylor X Alex: oh no sob
x dont tell me: aww we must find him & save him
x dont tell me: HOLY SHIT!!! you can marry him & I'll marry his brother (whoiam100%obsessedwith) we can be related
Taylor X Alex: hes in okc jail dude it wont be that hard to find him!
Taylor X Alex: haha YES!~ you genius!
Taylor X Alex: youll be my sister!
x dont tell me: FUCK!!! HOLY SHIT WHY ARENT WE IN OK!!!!!
x dont tell me: YES!!!
x dont tell me: this is happening!
x dont tell me: they both live in NYC! lets fucking HARDCORE stalk!
Taylor X Alex: LETS FUCKING DO IT i am serious they would totally fall in love with us
x dont tell me: I am serious too! we can whore ourselves out & just be as funny as we are & HAHAHA YES!!!!!!
x dont tell me: DUDE LETS PULL NATALIES SO THEY HAVE TO MARRY US!
Taylor X Alex: hahaha, okay!!! you buy the condoms, ill poke the holes! haha
x dont tell me: HOTTTTTTTTTTT
x dont tell me: HAHA I'm not kidding this must happen
Taylor X Alex: haha im sitting over here evil plotting it. we gotta wait til hes outta jail and then take off for nyc
x dont tell me: lets find out what their next movies are & go to the 1st showing & stuff the big parties that they have & just "bump" into them
Taylor X Alex: omg lets totally do it
x dont tell me: YEP
x dont tell me: for real!
Taylor X Alex: ahhh i wanna marry macaulay culkin
Taylor X Alex: HAHAHA HOW SICK IS THAT SENTENCE i love myself. we are so weird!
x dont tell me: like I'm going to NYC for the harry potter 4 premear *ITOTALYcantspell* just so I can get it on with BOTH weasley twins!
x dont tell me: HAHAHAHA no for real! THIS HAS TO HAPPEN LIKE MORE THAN SEEING HANSON 983740934 MORE TIMES THIS HAS TO HAPPEN
Taylor X Alex: haha you weasley loving creep!
Taylor X Alex: i know dude it seriously does
x dont tell me: no for real! I'm totaly obsessed with those ugly twins!
Taylor X Alex: macaulay got divorced right?! haha. i dont want no married man!
x dont tell me: yea he got divorced like713049034 years ago
Taylor X Alex: HAHA huzzah!
Taylor X Alex: HE MUST BE MINE
x dont tell me: OH SHIT! he was dating that chick from that 70s show! I hope they broke up
Taylor X Alex: hahahaha, that just cracked me up "i hope they broke up" haha.
Taylor X Alex: if not, ill kill her, NOTHING WILL STOP ME
Taylor X Alex: is his brother single?!
x dont tell me: yea we can take her!
x dont tell me: ummmm he will be when he sets eyes on me! HAHAHAHAAH
x dont tell me: jk
x dont tell me: I'm gonna find out
x dont tell me: his name is kerian or something insane right?
Taylor X Alex: haha, its true. he'd be a fool not to fall in love with you!
Taylor X Alex: yeah, i think so!
Taylor X Alex: you dont even know his name! hahaha
x dont tell me: hahaha he totaly will!
x dont tell me: HAHA no I do know his name I just cant remember it! it is all crazy
x dont tell me: I think I have it in my lj profile
Taylor X Alex: lol, probably. omg, im updating my interests "MRS MACAULAY CULKIN"
x dont tell me: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
x dont tell me: Kieran Culkin
x dont tell me: I knew it was weird with a K
Taylor X Alex: mmm yummy
Taylor X Alex: we're gonna be culkins!
x dont tell me: http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800025844&cf=pg&photoid=222484&intl=us
x dont tell me: OUR HUSBANDS!!!!
x dont tell me: http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800025844&cf=pg&photoid=242595&intl=us
x dont tell me: look he is even hot with yellow teeth!
Taylor X Alex: omg how cute is my husband right there!
x dont tell me: ahaha SO cute
x dont tell me: I cant wait to have sex with him!
Taylor X Alex: haha, SICK BUT TRUE keiran is hot, you lucky bitch!
x dont tell me: HOLY SHIT!!! when you have sex with your husband will you please slap your hands againist your face & scream!
Taylor X Alex: ahahahahhahahaha you just made me choke on my iced tea
Taylor X Alex: YES I WILL "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MACAULAY"
x dont tell me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA i am for real you HAVE to do it
x dont tell me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
x dont tell me: it is almost my husbands birthday
Taylor X Alex: oh man, i cant stop googling my husband
Taylor X Alex: when is it?! we'll make them presents!
x dont tell me: I totaly am googling mine! HAHAHA
x dont tell me: sep 30th
x dont tell me: he will be 22 I think
x dont tell me: 1982 will make him 22 or 23?
Taylor X Alex: you can dress up in SEXY LINGERIE and we'll take pics and send them to him and you can write "HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEIRAN" across your boobies! hahahahaha
Taylor X Alex: 22
x dont tell me: WE ARE DOING IT!
x dont tell me: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
x dont tell me: there are so many fucking Culkin kids!
Taylor X Alex: http://www.chloesevigny.com/chloe_pictures/macaulay_culkin_pm1.jpg omg scary i love him
Taylor X Alex: i know dude! how many are there!? lol
x dont tell me: like 27
Taylor X Alex: haha ew
x dont tell me: HOLY SHIT!
x dont tell me: I LOVE THESE KIDS
Taylor X Alex: mmm he is SO hot why do i always like the ones with the creepy eyes? macaulay's eyes are disgustingly huge.
x dont tell me: haha for real they totaly arent cute but I AM OBSESSED
Taylor X Alex: http://www.mojenoviny.cz/obrazek/culkin_01.jpg hottest ever
x dont tell me: WOAH THAT IS HOT!
Taylor X Alex: http://www.cinemazone.dk/images/image4185.JPG AW LOOK AT THEM just imagine, NEXT YEAR me and you are gonna be on their arms for a photo like that! haha.
x dont tell me: HOLY SHIT!!! YEA WE ARE!!!
x dont tell me: & stupid bitches will plan our deaths I CANT WAIT
Taylor X Alex: haha
Taylor X Alex: my brother is making me watch a movie with him ill be back later!
x dont tell me: aolright!!! later sister-in-law!
Taylor X Alex: haha bye!!!