Animated Vodka

[tbeck]

Some awesomeness today:

I seem to have been offered a job for my mere existence.
Free vodka samples at the grocery store.

Comments

[elven_goddess]

1) I want free vodka.

2) I want to be offered jobs for existing.

3) Why "animated vodka"?

[militant_coffee]

To further the list having
1) What is with people hogging all of the job offers?

2) Are you the recipient of the free vodka, or the giver, as your job offer?

3) Where do I shop to get free vodka, as I never dodge a free drink, much to my own detriment.