GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS

[championship]

...if you guessed 'meme time' YOU GUESSED RIGHT.

CLIFF/MARRY/SHAG

Post with a list of your characters and people respond with three other characters in Trial. Out of the three, decide which one you'd push off a cliff, which one you'd marry, and which one you'd shag. Respond ICly or not, it's up to you!

I AM EXPECTING CRACK. 8)

Comments

[championship]

WELP I've only got one character here.

trainer_dawn

[berceusedefou]

Rion, Zelda, Zexion

[championship]

U-um, this is hard to decide because I... I wouldn't really want to do this, but I would push Rion off the cliff because he'd be able to teleport with his Pokemon before he got hurt, I'd marry Zexion because he seems like a nice and quiet man, and Zelda could teach me how to make shag carpets. That's what shag is, right?

[berceusedefou]

... Yes, of course Dawn that's. Exactly what "shag" means.

[berceusedefou]

deludedpride
sonofabutch

8D

[championship]

DAWN DAWN DAWN FOR BOTH

I mean

Claire, Wesker, Alexia for Alfred and uh, Butch... I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON BUTCH.

[berceusedefou]

You leave me a difficult ultimatum between Wesker and Redfield.

However, I must admit I find this set up the... Least repulsive:

Wesker/Alexia/Redfield

Don't ask me to explain my reasoning. I don't wish to dwell on the matter any longer.

[championship]

actually it's Alex not Alexia

see that strikethrough

you want to marry a dude

[quietestheart]

[berceusedefou]

Riqis, Roxas, (not hobo)Prince

YOUR MOE FACTOR, RION.

[quietestheart]

Hnnngh.

Obviously we can't kill Prince, because that would make Zelda sad, so that leaves us with killing either Riqis or Roxas. Of these two, he knows Riqis better, so by default we're gonna have to go with Roxas.

However, Riqis is a catty bitch so he'd rather marry Prince, even if it means he does have to fuck Riqis.

Kill: Roxas
Marry: Prince
Fuck: Riqis

(sorry, I refuse to call it anything other than K/M/F B( )

[championship]

Claire, Zelda, C.C..

[xxredfieldxx]

Claire xxredfieldxx, Sam family_remains, and Tom tom_hanniger!

[berceusedefou]

Claire: Shuki, Handsome, Leon Ada, Steve, Leon

Sam: Dean, Castiel, Gabriel

Tom: Alex, Elena, Avari

[xxredfieldxx]

FFF GFFBJKSJGSADB YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON

Uh. Ok. Well.

Claire| By default Ada goes off the cliff, and everyone knows better then to want to actually spend the rest of their life with Leon.. but I bet he's a good fuck. Steve is...well...Steve... but I bet he mellows with age.

ADA/STEVE/LEON

Sam| Uh. This is gonna get homo either way.... SO WE MIGHT AS WELL GO THE WINCEST ROUTE. ALSO SORRY GABBY. YOU'RE CRAZYPANTS. AND THE SHAGGING WILL BE THREEWAY. Just to make it clear.fhjdfks LMFAO WTF LAUREN Y U DO DIS TO ME

GABRIEL/DEEEEEEAN/CAS

Tom| We all know rape is involved when you mention Av, so there goes that. And knowing Tom, he'd probably go hiking with Alex and like.. trip or something and push him off the ledge. Sorry bro.

ALEX/ELENA/AVARI

[errant_angel]

Be gentle.

[perfect_service]

perfect_service

;).

[championship]

Tykki, Ciel, and... uh. DAWN. orz

sorry SEB/CIEL SHIPPERS, hE DOES have reason why not to shag ciel here and marry him XDDD

[perfect_service]

Quite obviously I would push Tyki off the cliff. I trust that he would make it out of such a precarious situation somehow.

To marry? Dear me. If it must be done, then I would choose to marry the young master. We live together, already do we not? Though such a situation would be...ridiculous.

Then that quite obviously leaves who to copulate with. That shan't be too difficult.

[championship]

Eh? But that leaves only--