comit/vomit

[tboz]

The older you get, the longer your hangovers are. I puked in Kohls today. It was not pretty. However, Salty grogs was fun like woah last night. I sang 99 red balloons and I puked in Jakes toilet last night. I am going to have to go to the Betty Ford clinic if I keep drinking like a maniac.

Comments

[jrenegade]

You're the third person to vomit in there so far.

In my head you threw up in the middle of the shoe dept. at kohls and hid it in a big pair of boots.

[smooveazz]

Wow. I've never had a journal where I got to write about puking in two different places in two unrelated incidents. You rock! Why would you want to go to the Betty Ford clinic? She was the worst of the Golden Girls!

[tboz]

Isn't the Betty Ford clinic in St. Olof?

[missellamason]

oh my gracious! who knew salty grog's could be so fun? i just thought it was good for bocci and middle aged people?

happy xmas, drinkin maniac!

[tboz]

Apparantly it's fun for Liller Hall residents as well! Simply Ed winked at me, I'm in love. Happy holidays to you as well sugar muffin!

[missellamason]

awww sugar muffin!

simply ed is a real nice guy. one time i saw him kick a guy out for making racist remarks, it was such an upstanding thing to do. too bad he's married and puts all his "tips" into a savings account for his child's future education.

[jrenegade]

Liller Hall happens to be the best karaoke singers in the area.

Let's go in together and buy a karaoke machine for the building. We can keep it in the elevator next to the shop vac.

[tboz]

I'd like to see Ralphie do some Ramstein.