Awesome pick-up lines

[tbschemer]

I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Hey, I'm homo-recessive and you're looking pretty dominant. What do you say we do a test cross?

So how many people here actually get these? I'm looking for more, just because science needs more.

Comments

[fenoxielo524]

The first one is essentially tangent to my comprehension level. The second one could be contrued quite wrongly.

[tbschemer]

Well, I considered that, but I decided "homozygous recessive" was just a bit much.

maiyan says!

[anonymous]

how appropriate! the second one is fantastic only because we just had a test on this

Re: maiyan says!

[tbschemer]

oh yes. I came up with that one myself, actually ^^