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01. For every question, choose the response that you feel is the best response. Base your decision on entertainment value, cleverness, and/or creativity; this is completely subjective to your own personal preferences. Which one do you like the best?
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You have until 10pm EDT Thursday, January 27th to submit your votes.
01. How many janitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Correct answer: n/a
a) One
b) One for the bulb and one for the ladder. Unless you want the first one to play humpty dumpty.
c) Only one because one of the requirements for the license to be a janitor is the l33t skill to replace lightbulbs at the speed of light because that's what janitors do.
d) Just one. They're professionals.
02. Why do birds fly in front of moving vehicles?
Correct answer: n/a
a) They enjoy playing chicken. It's they only time they can pretend to be another bird.
b) Birds have trouble judging the speed of large objects
c) We play chicken, they play Chevy.
d) Simply because the birds need to cross roads too.
03. How many meanings does "sos" have?
Correct answer: n/a
a) An infinite amount.
b) Fifty-seven and a third.
c) Probably lots, but I can only think of three off the top of my head.
d) As many as you can think of for it. Acronyms are supposed to have many meanings.
04. How many ways are there to make bread?
Correct answer: n/a
a) Two: either make it yourself or get someone else to make it for you.
b) You can make them from scratch or you could use a breadmaker, but honestly, you can just also buy it from the grocery store. However, it won't be as delicious.
c) 50
d) Three.
05. What is the best type of chocolate?
Correct answer: n/a
a) omnom
b) The type you can eat.
c) Right now? Any chocolate I can get my hands on.
d) Semi-sweet is best, but anything not made by Hersheys will do in a pinch.
06. Why do cats sit on your keyboard?
Correct answer: n/a
a) Attention now please.
b) To make it easier for you to pet them, of course.
c) Because cat butts are for typing.
d) Because they must be the center of attention at all times and since the computer often occupies the attention of their human, they must take back their attention.
07. Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
Correct answer: n/a
a) Because you also can re-start the computer from the start menu too and being able to stop the computer and re-start it tends to hang out together because they're best pals.
b) To confuse n00bs to computers back when computers were new :'(
c) I've always just called it the power button.
d) Engineers were to lazy to make on & off buttons separately.
08. How long is a cat nap?
Correct answer: n/a
a) The cat will let you know.
b) However long the cat wants it to be.
c) Some cats can nap for an awful long time...
d) How many hours are there in a day?
09. Why do fortune cookies insist on giving you common sayings from time to time?
Correct answer: n/a
a) Even cookies have off days! ò_ó God.
b) They ran out of unique oriental wisdom, so they had to use something else to fill the cookies.
c) To confuse you.
d) To torment you.
10. Are spurs really necessary in Western riding?
Correct answer: n/a
a) Only if they won't respond to normal commands or you want to be fancy for a show.
b) Only if someone trained them that way.
c) No
d) Only if you want to do fancy tricks.