Uwe Boll just made my week.

[tchotchkes]

You who are near and dear to my heart know of the loving hatred I hold for Uwe Boll and his inconceivable lack of cinematic skill. But the warmth outweighs the loathing today, with this, a GRAND announcement:

http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=23578

You go, Uwe!

Comments

[trav28]

I want to see him take on Harry Knowles - the big guy needs bringing down a peg or two.

Then again, so does Uwe "I finance my films with Nazi gold" Boll. It's hard to hate such a madcap, fuck up of a film maker. I bet he'd be great to go out on the piss with. That platinum disk in his neck could wow the laydees. And his stories about the singer Meatloaf's adventures with Romanian call girls. My god, he'd be more interesting to get drunk with than Spielberg and Lucas combined!

[tchotchkes]

I agree with you on EVERY point. I'd like to know his take on Xanadu. Or better yet- get him to REMAKE it. Olivia Neton John on skates with an artillery belt. They'd have to make a video game of it first, though.

[trav28]

hell yeah!

A Xanadu First Person Shooter. Fuck yeah!

[sneezythesquid]

Damnit, I'm over the weight limit! *pouts*

I ought to enter anyway.

[trav28]

Dude - you have so got to enter this! Am sure a crisp C note will get the judges to turn a blind eye at the weigh in. I wonder if they will do a tag team thing. Just think, you could take on Uwe and Paul "Alien V Predator" WS Anderson in one go.

*sweet*

[sneezythesquid]

Now that would be fun...but I do have to admit that I acutally like some of PWS Anderson's flicks. Guilty pleasures, Resident Evil and Event Horision.

[trav28]

Very true - the first Resident Evil was quite entertaning but I did find Event Horizon a bit stodgy and Soldier was a missed opportunity.

(Thanks for adding me back on FlickR!)

um.....

[telepathictouch]

Bloodrayne...the musical?

Re: um.....

[tchotchkes]

I was joking. Along the vain on Uwe. Maybe it'll be his next effort. :)