Stolen from Aned

[tclefey]

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was arrested for? Answer me, then post this in your own journal to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.

Comments

[angelitica]

public drunkness. LOL. for sure. that or manslaughter. for sure LOL.

[praesentia]

I would guess that some man pissed you off enough and you finally went Lorena Bobbit style on him...

[indigodawn]

aggravated assault, simple assault, and terroristic threats

because a certain nameless person wouldn't stop running their mouth during a custody exchange and so you decided to help them shut it ^-^